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My new cheese grater has exacted its appointed tribute. None can withstand the eternal maw.

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Date: 2017-04-19 08:15 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] caulkhead
But you speak as if it is a once only thing. Many are the sacrifices demanded by the Grate Ones.

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Date: 2017-04-19 08:26 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] legionseagle
It's entirely to annoy the vegans in your acquaintance.

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Date: 2017-04-19 08:18 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] legionseagle
Oh, dear, was it one with those miscrophane blades?

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Date: 2017-04-19 08:26 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] legionseagle
I've had mine for years, and I always seem to lose some skin at the inside knuckle of my middle finger in crises.

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Date: 2017-04-19 08:26 pm (UTC)
From: [personal profile] caulkhead
They're a menace. Every time I consider buying one - because they do grate really well - I remember trying desperately not to bleed all over aellairene's kitchen and, worse, her dinner.

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Date: 2017-04-19 08:35 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] sillymouse
I have three microplane graters and have never grated myself with any of them*. Mind you, I did try to sever a thumb with the bread knife this year, and I once broke a toe by dropping a kitchen chair onto it.

*And a safety device for them. But I also have a safety device for my mandolin and as it turned out it was just as well I wore my fingernails long in those days...

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Date: 2017-04-19 10:44 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] legionseagle
I have a silvery scar on one index finger from when the blade skidded off the pan forte...

I am so proud of my friends. It was New Year's and we were bound to see The Fellowship of the King (this event was some years ago.) And, given I was bleeding like a stuck pig, the designated first aider of the group put butterfly bandages on the finger, and said apologetically that it would scar.

No-one dreamed to suggest anyone needed to miss the show. Though it was a horridly bleeding cut.

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Date: 2017-04-19 11:18 pm (UTC)
sillymouse: Plum Blossom (Default)
From: [personal profile] sillymouse
Distraction was obviously what you needed. And possibly everyone else as well.

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Date: 2017-05-12 04:28 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] conuly
Random driveby. Can I crosspost this at [community profile] metaquotes?

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