Sometimes a cigar is a phallic symbol

[nineveh_uk]

Seen on my way to the supermarket, a car of indeterminate type beyond 'expensive', in dark blue with cream roof and bonnet, with the number plate 'A1 SPY'.

Comments

[onyxlynx]

*snrk*

(Or, to ruin the old punchline: "No, I'm A1 the spy. You want A13 in the black VW.")

[nineveh_uk]

A13 is probably the unlucky spy who keeps getting caught.