This was brilliant (but I expected no less!). i think my favourite bit might be ‘I’m rather glad that we didn’t,’ said Harriet, drily. ‘And the press would have been a frightful nuisance. Even Sally Hardy won’t be able to make much out of ‘Former Owner of Aristocratic Sleuth’s Country Home Trips on Stairs.’
‘Are Your Slippers Slip-Proof?’ added his lordship. ‘Farley’s Footwear Keeps your Children Safe on the Stair.’ Forget Bunter workin at Pym's, they'd hire you on the spot.
You've done sterling work saving their wedding night from unpleasantnesses, though I'm rather worried about Polly (Miss Twitterton is safe, I think. Without the Talboys money, Frank will drop her like a hot potato).
I like Morpeth, he has an excellent grasp of priorities. And Bunter could do with an ally.
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‘Are Your Slippers Slip-Proof?’ added his lordship. ‘Farley’s Footwear Keeps your Children Safe on the Stair.’ Forget Bunter workin at Pym's, they'd hire you on the spot.
You've done sterling work saving their wedding night from unpleasantnesses, though I'm rather worried about Polly (Miss Twitterton is safe, I think. Without the Talboys money, Frank will drop her like a hot potato).
I like Morpeth, he has an excellent grasp of priorities. And Bunter could do with an ally.