I can't remember who Violet Grey is and anyway I wouldn't writer her because that's homophobic erasure of Maddox so I'm going to write about him instead. I'm sure you'll agree that's what you ought to have asked for. As a passionate cricket fan, I find your dismissal of it distressing. For a while I thought that you didn't deserve the brilliant cricket scene I was going to write but then I realised that that was silly, and Yuletide stories are really gifts to the whole fandom aren't they, so I included it anyway. If you don't know much about cricket maybe you should educate yourself. Obviously its going to be a Peter Wimsey crossover.