Last night I turned the telly on and watched the end of a report on women's cycling and then there was nothing else on so I watched the highlights on BBC2, which was the entire race of women's cycling. This made it less exciting as I knew what had happened but it was nice to see some Japanese trees.

This is a house of teenagers and the one who gets up before the afternoon is the one least interested in watching anything at all on the telly so I think you'll be fine.