Even for the sake of a portrayal of Helen displaying undoubted taste, this is not going on my list of fic to write. You speak eloquently of the subject yourself... And Bunter may not get many walks in the park, but he knows very well what to do with them. I get the impression that after year 3 of Peter/Harriet, he was shaking his head in fond but frustrated tolerance of the two of them.

No were-leopards recently. They are planned - eventually - as a crossover of Clouds of Witness with Harry Potter badfic (http://nineveh-uk.livejournal.com/13050.html).