Ha ha, it may sound like he is a member of UNCLE but in fact he is a humble (or, to be honest not very humble at all) drama student who has trouble making 2 + 2 equal 4 (see your icon, ahem) and can't quite work out why doing a quick favour for a friend has got him into this exceptionally unpleasant situation (I thought I might try my hand at writing someting that wasn't UNCLE for a change).