Oh, poor Bunter! You really are terribly cruel to him here. However, it's certainly more conducive to recovery (not to mention honeymooning) to avoid investigating murder, so there is that...

‘How considerate of you. Will you do the same when I’m laid low?’
‘Certainly not. You shall be quarantined on the top floor.’
‘Perhaps I’ll run away with the gypsies after all.’

Heee! Your narrative & characters' voices are all very good, but for some reason this particular piffle made me smile the most. Thanks for writing & sharing this.