Although let's be honest, few things are as awesome as Sarah Lund's jumper.

I could be wrong, but this is quite frankly fab, and I think it's fair to say that I am a little disturbed by how well you have captured Douglas's tone in this brief extract.

This makes me feel intimidated by my sister.

One thing we could do, encourage more little extracts to get it out of your system before the next family gathering....