Meme for Friday

I have a day of annoying small jobs to do, none of which are inspiring. Help to entertain me with a meme (seen somewhere on the internet and amended a bit).

Comment with the name of a ship from a fandom I know, and one or more of the following scenarios you’d like to torture me with and I will tell you what happened. Possibly even with a line or two of fic.

Fake dating
Bodyswap
Sexpollen/fuck or die/aliens made them do it
Dark!fic
Secret kinks
Their first kiss
Meeting the parents
Moving in together
A crossover of your choice
An au of your choice