Aubrey-Maturin, modern coffeeshop AU. – Sophie is an asexual cupcake baker; Diana is her awesome bisexual polyamorous cross-dressing cousin, who’s a barista by day and a glamorous fashion blogger by night. There’s this couple of clueless customers who keep showing up in their fancy beach town coffeeshop and keep hitting on them.
Obviously, Stephen is a non-neurotypical nerd and animal rights activist, and Jack is his fratboy friend. Somebody should totally unpack Jack’s privilege as a cishet white guy with a rich father and a military career. But things get so much better when he finally owns up to being into furry kink, and Stephen starts leading him round by a collar while wearing a bear suit.
Babbington should show up too, he’s such a trashy little man slut! LOL. But he shouldn’t be sex-shamed and get STDs for his promiscuity as he does in canon. And NO UNDERAGE!!!!
Please include references to 18th century natural history as well, just without any speciesism. And you’d really, really make my Yuletide for accurately quoting the Aeneid in there (only in Latin), but just if you read it as a fundamentally anti-imperialist, innately post-colonial text.
![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
(no subject)
Date: 2014-10-07 06:57 pm (UTC)Obviously, Stephen is a non-neurotypical nerd and animal rights activist, and Jack is his fratboy friend. Somebody should totally unpack Jack’s privilege as a cishet white guy with a rich father and a military career. But things get so much better when he finally owns up to being into furry kink, and Stephen starts leading him round by a collar while wearing a bear suit.
Babbington should show up too, he’s such a trashy little man slut! LOL. But he shouldn’t be sex-shamed and get STDs for his promiscuity as he does in canon. And NO UNDERAGE!!!!
Please include references to 18th century natural history as well, just without any speciesism. And you’d really, really make my Yuletide for accurately quoting the Aeneid in there (only in Latin), but just if you read it as a fundamentally anti-imperialist, innately post-colonial text.
PS. Movie canon ONLY.