Great. Having come up with that subject line I am now thinking of "I will be with you on your wedding night" and an entirely unanticipated crossover. But I digress.
It struck me - now over a month ago, the tale has been delayed in the telling - that I had been
cruel to Harriet on her wedding night, and I had likewise been
cruel to Peter, but there was a third person at Talboys that night (not counting the corpse, who has suffered enough) and that I ought to be cruel to him, too. I have also been cruel to all three of them at once on
one occasion (in collaboration), but Bunter has so far got away without vomiting, and that must be remedied.
‘My God!’ said Peter ... ‘do you realise what will happen to us if you die of neglect and starvation?’*
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