What the fuck to you mean by bringing me this piece of shit report, Stirlitz? I'd get a better analysis if I did a cockroach in ink and wiped it across the page. I don't give a fuck if it's factually correct, I can't show something like this to the Fuhrer, he'll have us both shot! Why don't you just write 'We haven't got a bomb, the Russians are going to annihiliate us and we'll be lucky if they keep us in big enough pieces to use for dogfood'? Because that's that's what he'll fucking read. Christ, why don't I just fucking bill Moscow fucking Centre for your salary?
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Date: 2014-10-09 12:26 pm (UTC)