Not the fanfic I was intending to write

[Now also on AO3 at https://archiveofourown.org/works/941714 ]

Which was more cerebral, and a lot shorter, but...

If you've missed the mind-boggling posts on the so-called "Open Source Boob Project" (and I really do loathe the word boobs, including when it's used by Bravissimo), then you've probably avoided wasting a lot of time. Meanwhile, my response comes in its usual form.

( I've Been to a Marvellous Party )