Dedicated to all of you who know who you are!

Blame

With apologies to Allan Ahlberg

I feel appalled you wrote that fic!
To canon it ain’t true. It
Makes me want to wipe my mind.
Yes, but Nineveh told me to do it.

The giant squid fic made me sick -
I can’t believe he blew it!
It wasn’t my idea at all!
Nineveh told me to do it.

I’m sure that Peter would never say that
Even if he knew it.
But I looked it up in the OED -
And Nineveh told me to do it.

Nineveh, this has gone too far.
You shouldn’t push them to it.
It really isn't all my fault:
They tell me to tell them to do it.