Taking the plunge!

I have just ordered some skis and the rest of the kit from Braemar Mountain Sports. Alas they have had a flood of orders so I won't get them until next week as they have run out of bindings. Still, I'll be ready next time it snows.

Not just any stupid slogan

Do marketing people have a gene that makes them incapable of appreciating how the rest of the population is likely to react to a slogan?

Somehow I can’t help feeling that the Marks and Spencer Simply Fuller Longer food range is not long for this world.

ETA: There is even an advert in the M&S perv voice.