I come to bring not peace, but an M16

If only the Tibetans had inscribed sayings of the Buddha on their weapons. With such an almighty force on their side, China could never have invaded! In other news, I also hear that in a move to support domestic agriculture in these difficult financial times, the US Army is moving from using toxic petrochemicals to a natural product, lard, as a lubricant.

I suppose it clarifies what some US Christians think when they ask What Would Jesus Do?