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I have a new raincoat. A lovely new raincoat. It is raining. Naturally, on rushing out of this house this morning having made the place presentable for my parents arriving before I got home from work, I forgot to put on said raincoat. I did not mind this earlier, because though raining very hard indeed, it was still very warm. Now it is cold and windy.

An old story from the BBC has been doing the rounds: stoned wallabies make crop circles.

On a similarly antipodean theme:low-methane kangaroo farts.