Anne Shirley, thou shouldst be living at this hour!

Red-headed 20ish woman walking along in front of me, talking to her friend.

Woman: [Flicks hair]

Friend: [comment about the weather being better now]

Woman: …the sun should help. I mean, somebody actually called it auburn! I was like, excuse me, it’s ginger.

In other, slightly disgusting, news, I have acquired a classic scab on my knee. This is not due to falling over in the playground, but caused by bashing my knee against the wall when turning over in a single bed.