People! Stop putting ideas into my head!

[nineveh_uk]

executrix wrote in a comment on her LJ (not in context anything to do with vampires):

(BTW, I just read a book about Bible authorship that points out that when Moses' sister Miriam turned "snow-white" this didn't mean that she was, like, all sparkly, it meant she had leprosy.)

Thank you very much, that’s just what I needed.

So, who is going to write the fanfic in which either

(a) Miriam turns into a sparkly vampire,

OR

(b) Edward can’t allow himself to fall in love with Bella because he (along with all the Cullens) has leprosy.