Cervical Disambiguation*
Nov. 14th, 2011 06:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
It has been brought to my attention that other people may have watched slightly fewer David Attenborough (and other wildlife) documentaries**, in their formative years, and thus be a little hazy on the finer point of which large-antlered ruminant mammals are which. This post aims to remedy this deficiency.
Alces alces
Male and female.
This is the very big animal, the male of which has very big antlers, known in Europe as an elk, and in North America as a moose. Alleged to be shy and retiring, it is seldom seen except when crashing into cars, getting drunk on fermented apples, and engaging in threesomes in Swedish gardens.
Sometimes it is referred to as the European elk to avoid confusion with...
Cervus Canadensis
This is the considerably smaller (but still large) animal with big, but very different, antlers, again possessed only by the males, known in North America as an elk (and according to Wikipedia, the wapiti). It is sometimes called the North American elk to avoid confusion with alces alces. It was once believed to be a sub-species of the Eurasian deer...
Cervus elaphus
The red deer. This is the considerably smaller (but still large) animal that is in fact different species from Cervus Canadensis. Again, only the males have antlers.
Rangifer tarandus
This is the Latin name for the animal called the reindeer in Europe and Siberia and the caribou in North America. They do not customarily have red noses. Almost all migrate. Both females and males have antlers. Most European reindeer are semi-domesticated.
Oh yes, one more. This is a robin. This is an American robin.
*Thanks to
biascut for the title.
**With accompanying books.
Alces alces
Male and female.
This is the very big animal, the male of which has very big antlers, known in Europe as an elk, and in North America as a moose. Alleged to be shy and retiring, it is seldom seen except when crashing into cars, getting drunk on fermented apples, and engaging in threesomes in Swedish gardens.
Sometimes it is referred to as the European elk to avoid confusion with...
Cervus Canadensis
This is the considerably smaller (but still large) animal with big, but very different, antlers, again possessed only by the males, known in North America as an elk (and according to Wikipedia, the wapiti). It is sometimes called the North American elk to avoid confusion with alces alces. It was once believed to be a sub-species of the Eurasian deer...
Cervus elaphus
The red deer. This is the considerably smaller (but still large) animal that is in fact different species from Cervus Canadensis. Again, only the males have antlers.
Rangifer tarandus
This is the Latin name for the animal called the reindeer in Europe and Siberia and the caribou in North America. They do not customarily have red noses. Almost all migrate. Both females and males have antlers. Most European reindeer are semi-domesticated.
Oh yes, one more. This is a robin. This is an American robin.
*Thanks to
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**With accompanying books.
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Date: 2011-11-14 07:13 pm (UTC)(no subject)
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Date: 2011-11-15 07:29 am (UTC)2) you inspired me. Well, ok, you made me free-associate.
3) "If that's the moose, laddie, I dinna want to hang aboot tae meet the rrrat!"
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Date: 2011-11-15 12:05 pm (UTC)I would love to say it was all about the title, but really it is about my 4 year old self that insisted on my 2 year old sister getting the nursery rhyme words exactly right.
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Date: 2011-11-15 11:02 am (UTC)Well that does explain things. I probably should have googled at the time but I think I lost the will to live.
I keep waiting for one of the Nordic English language publications to pick up on the Local Council Cuts School Taxi Service And Orders Children To Wear Bells To Keep Away Bears story from Finland's Ilta Sanomat so I could link you to it but no-one has so it is in Finnish (there is a picture of a bear though). My favourite bit is where a reindeer herder from Inari says bells don't stop bears eating his reindeer.
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Date: 2011-11-15 12:08 pm (UTC)That is a fantastic story, thank you for the link. Google translate is far from perfect, but it's still worth it (though karhu is one of my few Finnish words). I also like the story about people's bum-prints on wet paint on church pews.
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Date: 2011-11-16 07:44 am (UTC)I hope I may say without misplaced patriotism that I think our robin is far prettier.
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Date: 2011-11-14 08:17 pm (UTC)Just....hurrah.
From a woman who watched many David Attenborough documentaries whilst growing up. (Do people who are interested confuse elks/moose with reindeer? Elks are *very* large.)
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Date: 2011-11-15 10:53 am (UTC)I have never seen reindeer outside a zoo, but I have seen an elk. Just the one.
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Date: 2011-11-14 08:37 pm (UTC)That story is utterly marvellous.
Does this mean that reindeer are not technically deer?
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Date: 2011-11-14 09:39 pm (UTC)*Googles*
No. Reindeer are technically Cervidae Rangifer tarandus. They just don't get called that a lot. Although, if you want to get complicated, reindeer and (European) elk belong to a different sub-family, the predominantly American Capreolinae, as distinct from the predominantly Eurasian Cervidae to which the red deer and wapiti belong.
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Date: 2011-11-18 09:36 am (UTC)You see, elk, of either sort, have two modes at that season when they see something. Fight it, or fuck it.
Either decision is dangerous for the human.
My uncle drove a large truck, and one day was headed along a road when he saw a moose standing in the middle of it. He blew his horn. The moose lowered its head and charged the semi truck. Uncle frantically downshifted to lose speed. They collided when he was doing about 25 mph. Headon.
Result: Moose stood up, shook its head, and walked away, leaving its antlers embedded through the radiator into the engine block. Deer 1, Truck 0.