Talking like it's 1932
Dec. 15th, 2012 06:04 pmI have suspected for some while that the government has a secret plan to turn back time, the Tories because they think everything has been going downhill since the Great Reform Act*, the Lib Dems because it's the only way they're going to get into government again for another century.
This afternoon, I received disturbing evidence that the plan may be succeeding. As I manoeuvred my trolley away from the supermarket check-out and towards the exit, I heard a young man* exclaim, "I say!"
I didn't think anyone, ever, said "I say"** any more. I am certain I have never heard anyone say it before. I would have noticed. I first came across it in children's books, and though it's absolutely ubiquitous in interwar fiction, it seems bizarrely unsayable now. I think I tried once, but felt like such an idiot even in the contemplation that I never did.
The world is reversing on its axis. It is the only explanation.
*Definitely not a hooray henry. Quite the opposite.
**Exclamation mark optional.
This afternoon, I received disturbing evidence that the plan may be succeeding. As I manoeuvred my trolley away from the supermarket check-out and towards the exit, I heard a young man* exclaim, "I say!"
I didn't think anyone, ever, said "I say"** any more. I am certain I have never heard anyone say it before. I would have noticed. I first came across it in children's books, and though it's absolutely ubiquitous in interwar fiction, it seems bizarrely unsayable now. I think I tried once, but felt like such an idiot even in the contemplation that I never did.
The world is reversing on its axis. It is the only explanation.
*Definitely not a hooray henry. Quite the opposite.
**Exclamation mark optional.
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Date: 2012-12-15 06:32 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-12-16 01:55 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-12-16 11:44 am (UTC)I haven't quite got over once finding a Sainsbury's till manned by someone whose name badge read "Tarquin".
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Date: 2012-12-16 01:59 pm (UTC)I did once see a wonderful billboard advert for a people carrier, of which the slogan was "The [people carrier]* for people who don't have a child called Tarquin".
*No doubt a more 'industry' word was used.
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Date: 2012-12-16 07:25 pm (UTC)Having just discussed it over dinner, I was reminded that it was Sainsbury's in Guildford. Say no more.
Also that it does not beat husband's favourite sentence overheard in an English supermarket, which was an elderly rural gentleman in Bridgwater asking his wife "How are we off for lard?"
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Date: 2012-12-16 08:43 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2012-12-17 03:57 pm (UTC)