Potterfic

[nineveh_uk]

The Truth in the Oracle, posted at omniocular for the "brothers and sisters" July challenge. The tale of how Andromeda and Narcissa patched things up, or as the summary puts it:

Kissing Cousins, a novel of lust and depravity among the Death Eaters, looks set to be next year’s best seller. The reputation of the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black is on the line, and there’s only one thing that its daughters can do about it; they’re going to have to talk to one another.

Comments

[marciamarcia.livejournal.com]

Love it.

Particularly amusing given the sheer volume of fanfic out there that really does read like "Kissing Cousins."

[nineveh-uk.livejournal.com]

Thanks. There did seem to be a period when every other fic involved a Death Eater Orgy(TM) or James and Sirius rescuing hapless Muggles from the loathly clutches of the Death Eaters.

[marciamarcia.livejournal.com]

My favorite Death Eater Orgy involved all the DE being a clan of Were-Leopards, where Lucius was the alpha male and his chosen/destined mate was, naturally, Harry Potter.

No. Really.

It was sporked on deu_sex_machina. I'm still trying to get the resulting mixture of coffee and snot off of my wall.

[nineveh-uk.livejournal.com]

::Roots around under desk. Finds brain that has fallen out in bogglement:: So it's not just werewolves that are destined to mate for life, then?

Why, oh why?

[hatster-catster.livejournal.com]

Laughing so much at the Were-Leopards that I'm dribbling slightly at my desk.