Oh for the days when step one of testing for drugs/poisons was a licked finger and "Yes, this is definitely gargle!blat!wheee£*%^&"$*"£*%" But really, jelly...
Nothing can beat jelly. Margarine or cheddar cheese (semtex cheese, as we used to call the cheap stuff) would have been mildly amusing, but jelly is just wonderful.
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Date: 2006-10-10 10:06 am (UTC)Oh, dear, oh dear, oh dear ....
Date: 2006-10-10 11:06 am (UTC)"We conducted a few tests and concluded it was jelly ...."
Priceless!
MM
Re: Oh, dear, oh dear, oh dear ....
Date: 2006-10-10 11:34 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-10 11:17 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-10 11:52 am (UTC)Jelly?
Could that be funnier?
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Date: 2006-10-10 12:00 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-10-10 12:44 pm (UTC)