The scullery pump... Wimsey rec

[nineveh_uk]

An alert to those who may have missed it in comments to Yuletide Hell, azdak has been committing Bunter/Saint-George: The Rich Man in his Castle. And people say my mind is scary...

Comments

[azdak.livejournal.com]

Thank you for the rec.

I'm bored.

You wanna create sockpuppets and go terrorise the List for a bit?

I'm bored, too.

[nineveh-uk.livejournal.com]

Hi!

I'm new here and I liek totally love DLS. So I've been wondering, I don't think it's very realistic that PEter's in love with Harriet. Wouldn't a nobelman want to marry a princess of something?

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[azdak.livejournal.com]

OMG you guys, this is so great! A Lord Peter fan community! I ship Lord Peter/Bunter like whoa, in my universe Harriet got hung, ha ha!

So, who do y'all ship?

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[nineveh-uk.livejournal.com]

HARRIET DID NOT GET HUNG! Peter saved her and she was a bitch and didn't appreciate it and Bunter had to comfort him :)

I ship Impey Biggs/ Parker. You know what they were REALLY doing that nighte at the end of Clouds??? OMG leather flying pants Peter!

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[azdak.livejournal.com]

I ship Impey Biggs/ Parker

That is very wrong of you. You have to look at the social context the books were written in. There was no such thign as gay sex in the 1920s and anyway Charles is a policeman so he wouldn't anyway even if there had bee. Which there wasn't.

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[nineveh-uk.livejournal.com]

Oh come on, everyone know that when Charles has a ham sandwich in the kitchen at Reuben Levy's house that it's a euphemishion.

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[azdak.livejournal.com]

I think syers was an antisemite othewrwise why would charles be eating a ham sandwich ins't rube levi JEWISH???

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[nineveh-uk.livejournal.com]

Yes but he ws Reform.

I think Peters an alcoholic because he drinks one his own.

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[azdak.livejournal.com]

Also, he makes Bunter act as his enabler, like when he goes on his honeymoon Bunter has to take all those bottles of wine for him. I think its really mean the way Bunter always has to do all the work and Peter just lounges around drinking,

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[nineveh-uk.livejournal.com]

Maybe Bunter likes being his enabler because he can keep him under his power. Adn did you read that totally brilliant fic in which Bunter gets Peter drunk so he hallucinates and then sleeps with him?

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[azdak.livejournal.com]

OMG, I wrote that, I'm so glad you liekd it, onyl why didn't you review, you bitca? you could ahve at leats favorited it or something.

I have to go to Pilates.
It's dark outside and it's raining.
I want to come back to a pefectly cooked supper and a hot bath.
A husband is a very inadequate Bunter-substitute.
And none of the wine I've got is the hallucination-inducing kind :-(

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[nineveh-uk.livejournal.com]

Enjoy Pilates...

Home time! Hurrah. Except that I have to pack tonight for a weekend in Yorkshire. Why can't I have a Bunter to do my packing?

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[bookwormsarah.livejournal.com]

*collapses laughing at the thread*