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Hard as it is to beat the headline seen on a newsboard in Bridlington "Horse Fetish Flashed in Court"* for headline of the week, the Iceland Review managed it with Seven-Year-Old Wins Iceland Ram Groping Contest. Even better, this story really is about a seven year-old who won the amateur section of a ram groping contest - prizes include (ram) sperm from the Insemination Center of West Iceland. Despite said prizes, I assume that groping is a mistranslation of a word/phrase about judging the quality of rams. Anyone can read Icelandic and would be good enough to tell me what was actually meant by groping and how the error, er, arose, the source is here.

The competition involves laypersons attempting to rank rams that have been ranked by professional ram-rankers, and explaining why. Says the organiser:

“One year a contestant was able to rank the rams correctly and described them all in a poem. That was very interesting.” Evidently there isn't much to do in Iceland in summer.

*Which turned out to be a mis-print for "Horse Fetish Flaster in Court", and is unfortunately a rather more sad and less funny story than one might have hoped for.

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Date: 2012-08-22 04:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rosathome.livejournal.com
My father once won £100 worth of bull semen in a dairy competition. My mother and I found it hilarious. Oddly, he didn't.

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Date: 2012-08-22 06:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
May I tentatively enquire what he did with his prize?

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Date: 2012-08-22 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rosathome.livejournal.com
Well, I never asked but I presume he used it to inseminate some of the cattle.

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Date: 2012-08-22 08:22 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rosathome.livejournal.com
It did not sit in pride of place on the mantelpiece or even the downstairs loo.

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Date: 2012-08-23 08:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] nineveh-uk.livejournal.com
It would be a change from the standard downstairs loo decor, which I believe to be an Oscar, should one possess such a thing.

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